Atlanta Airport
Atlanta ATC: “Tower to Saudi Air 911 — You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R.”
Saudi Air: “Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel’s runway 9R - All-ah be Praised.
Atlanta ATC: “Tower to Iran Air 711 –You are cleared to land westbound on runway
9R.
“Iran Air: “Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel’s runway
9R. - All-ah is Great. Pause:
Static..
Saudi Air: “ATLANTA ATC! ATLANTA ATC!”
Atlanta ATC: “Go ahead Saudi Air 911?”
Saudi Air: “YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY, GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE. INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE.”
Atlanta ATC: “Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Be careful now and tell All-ah “hey” for us — y’all hear?”
thank you-Fellow Female Warrior!
OK-Flying Buddies-how long did it take you to figure out the runway instructions ? :-_)
That's a good one Carol "911 and 711", ha! And then a big 666 boom!
ReplyDeleteRR-glad you liked it--I'm still chuckling and it's been over 2 hours since I first saw the post at WHT...
ReplyDeleteha ha...imitation is the sincerest form of flattery girlfriend!!!
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ReplyDeleteNice one.
hahahaha...and we know now..that atlanta tower is racist SOB...GET IT?!?
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