Tuesday, June 19, 2018

my benefit dog

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Went down this morning to the Benefits Office to sign-on my dog Jeff.

The woman said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw benefits."

I explained to her that my Dog is not a Christian, he is black, unemployed, can't speak English and has no clue who his dad is.

He gets his first check on Friday – Plus Food Stamps and a free cell phone.