Sunday, October 16, 2011

Splinters in Her Crotch-A Tree Hugger Goes to theER

If you are easily 'offended'-Do not read this...C-CS
A woman from Los Angeles, who was a tree hugger, a liberal Democrat, and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA.

There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her.

In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and

got many splinters in her crotch. In considerable pain, she hurried to

a local ER to see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a democrat, and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters.

The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her

to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her.

She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared.

The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?"

He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a "recreational area" so close to a waste treatment facility. I'm sorry, but due to Obama-Care they turned you down!"


Anonymous said...

Thanks for the laugh.

christian soldier said...

SE-you are welcome and I will e-mail you about GAO...

Kid said...

If only !

They Say/We Say said...

Yea, unintended consequences-doubled.
Comes back to bite em-er stick um.

Gecko said...

Haha, love it! I wish we were able to do things like that in real life :)