Wednesday, February 24, 2010

To My Flying Buddies and to Anyone Else Who GETS IT!!!!


Atlanta Airport

Atlanta ATC: “Tower to Saudi Air 911 — You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R.”

Saudi Air: “Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel’s runway 9R - All-ah be Praised.

Atlanta ATC: “Tower to Iran Air 711 –You are cleared to land westbound on runway
9R.

“Iran Air: “Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel’s runway
9R. - All-ah is Great. Pause:

Static..
Saudi Air: “ATLANTA ATC! ATLANTA ATC!”

Atlanta ATC: “Go ahead Saudi Air 911?”

Saudi Air: “YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY, GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE. INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE.”

Atlanta ATC: “Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Be careful now and tell All-ah “hey” for us — y’all hear?”

thank you-Fellow Female Warrior!

OK-Flying Buddies-how long did it take you to figure out the runway instructions ? :-_)

5 comments:

Ron Russell said...

That's a good one Carol "911 and 711", ha! And then a big 666 boom!

christian soldier said...

RR-glad you liked it--I'm still chuckling and it's been over 2 hours since I first saw the post at WHT...

WomanHonorThyself said...

ha ha...imitation is the sincerest form of flattery girlfriend!!!

MK said...

LOL

Nice one.

Andi said...

hahahaha...and we know now..that atlanta tower is racist SOB...GET IT?!?