Atlanta ATC: “Tower to Saudi Air 911 — You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R.”
Saudi Air: “Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel’s runway 9R - All-ah be Praised.
Atlanta ATC: “Tower to Iran Air 711 –You are cleared to land westbound on runway
“Iran Air: “Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel’s runway
9R. - All-ah is Great. Pause:
Saudi Air: “ATLANTA ATC! ATLANTA ATC!”
Atlanta ATC: “Go ahead Saudi Air 911?”
Saudi Air: “YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY, GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE. INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE.”
Atlanta ATC: “Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Be careful now and tell All-ah “hey” for us — y’all hear?”
thank you-Fellow Female Warrior!
OK-Flying Buddies-how long did it take you to figure out the runway instructions ? :-_)