Saturday, March 17, 2012

Dear America-I Quit-Regards-Pres. bho

This came from a dear Patriot friend: ENJOY!!!!!



If this doesn't cheer you up, nothing will.....
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You know the honeymoon is over, when the comedians start.

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
We agree...and think 25 to life would be
appropriate.
--Jay Leno


America needs Obama-care like Nancy
Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
   --Jay Leno


Q: Have you heard about McDonald's'
new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you
has to pay for it.
   --Conan O'Brien


Q: What does Barack Obama call
lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
   --Jay Leno


Q: What's the difference between
Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers,
and threats to society. The other is for housing
prisoners.
  --David Letterman


Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were
on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it
started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America !
  --Jimmy Fallon


Q: What's the difference between
Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
--Jimmy Kimmel


Q: What was the most positive result
of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper
stickers off the road.
--David Letterman


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Solution to the problem in Libya : They want a new Muslim leader,
Give them ours.

8 comments:

innominatus said...

I'm already having a pretty decent weekend, and these jokes are like the cherry on top. Thanks!

Kid said...

And imagine - All of these are absolutely True

christian soldier said...

I- glad to be of service-
BTW- I have added your site to my roll...

K-isn't it fun !!!!

Ron Russell said...

Those are cute Carol. I like the "Bo has Papers" one.

Z said...

PERFECT! love those, CS!

TS/WS said...

Worth it to see in writing.

Trekkie4Ever said...

Loved them all! Great to see that some comedians are no longer on the Obama band wagon.

MathewK said...

LOL

I thought the first post was funny, this takes the cake Carol. Well done.